Because it is Jay Z.
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Wait. 2033 is the year that Svedka is supposed to be rated the #1 vodka.
Blue Ivy is Svedka_grl.
Guys. GUYS. This is some Illuminati shit.
Why does that look like Jay Z?
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autopilots replied to your photoset: Just some things to think about.
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Rapini Galette
Ugh. Love me some goats. Want me some of this when I watch The Biggest Loser. It just seems so right.
Fashion Monger approved for rapini.
DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT WITH STANK FACE
Here is the best picture ever taken of me, ever.
This is one of those moments.
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I got my face painted! This is not your ordinary face painting. This is like…a mural. A glittery fish mural on my face!
So, remember to do this again for shark week.
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